Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat For you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You say either and I say either You say neither and I say neither Either, either, neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and I like potatoe You like tomato and I like tomatoe Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So, if you like pajamas and I like pyjamas I'll wear pajamas and give up pyjamas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off