Don't Try To Keep Up With The Joneses

Now the neighbors who livenext door to us, Night before they had a fuss Gimme some money said the wife He replied Not on your life! Don't try to keep up with the Joneses Live as we used to be Don't try to keep up with the Joneses They have more money than we Now we used to have a joint account Zero is now the amount You spent it all on fancy clothes And the shoes with open toes Don't try to keep up with the Joneses Live as we used to be Don't try to keep up with the Joneses They have more money than we Now this is the last day for the rent You can't have another cent Now shut up! Before you lose me head Put out the lights and go to bed! Don't try to keep up with the Joneses Live as we used to be Well, Don't try to keep up with the Joneses You know They got more money than we I said Don't try to keep up with the Joneses Live as we used to be Well, Don't try to keep up with the Joneses They got, they got more money than we Well, don't try to keep up with the... Why don't you get up andmake somemoney like the Joneses? What's the matter with you? This is alternation For Pete's sakes Make a little money, We got to have something... You make me sick! You make me tired! We have to keep up with the Joneses