Polythene Pam - Rehearsal / Mono

Don't do it Richy, don't do it Yeah, hang up whatever vegetables is on this today, you know Mal, so I'll just eat up whatever the vegetables are With a grindy cheese sauce with the cauliflower Well, let's have a mushroom on it then Well, you know they seem to give us cauliflower yesterday I'd like cheese sauce with it You should see Polythene Pam She's not good-looking, but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag, dressed in a polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam You should see her in a dress (no) You should see her when she's dressed to the hilt She's killer-diller in a jackboot and kilt But she's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Could say she was attractively built I'll say she was attractively built, I'll say Oh, yeah I'll give that to somebody with more hopes, I'll bet