I Hate California

She's probably in a Bentley Showin' off her new fake boobies Tryna to break into the movies with some producer Who seduced her with some sushi and cologne She's probably down on Sunset Doin' all the things that she ain't done yet With some actor she calls Hector Man, I wish she'd meet Phil Spector And he'd ask to take her home She's lovin' Californ-I-A She loves the beach She loves the party everyday Piña coladas on the sidewalk in LA Ever since she went away I hate California Maybe she's livin' in a commune Dancin' with hippies under the moon It's all free love, weed and patchouli And there's a guru named Fuzuli And he's doin' her for sure Maybe she's strummin' some big rock star Drinkin' pink cosmos at the Sky Bar Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado I bet she thinks she won the lotto Good for her She's lovin' Californ-I-A She loves the beach She loves the party everyday Piña coladas on the sidewalk in LA Ever since she went away I hate California I think I seen her on TV Last night on TMZ With the pretty people on parade She's sellin' Scientology With John, Tommy and Katie Man, I bet she's really got it made She's lovin' Californ-I-A That string bikini and the sunshine on her face She's lovin' Californ-I-A She loves the beach She loves the party everyday Piña coladas on the sidewalk in LA Ever since she went away I hate California, mm