Salome

Salome. Salome — the story of a woman. The woman who was all women (sung) Salome, what a woman, what a part Innocent body and a sinful heart Inflaming Herod's lust But secretly loving a holy man No one could play her like I can Well, I had nothing urgent coming up I thought I might as well skim it It's fun to see how bad bad writing can be This promised to go to the limit There's so many great scenes, I can't wait A boiling cauldron of love and hate She toys with Herod 'Til he's putty in her hands He reels tormented through the desert sands It sure was a real cheery set up The wind wheezing through that organ Max shuffling around and a dead apе dumped on a shelf And her staring likе a Gorgon[NORMA] They drag the Baptist up from the jails She dances the dance of the seven veils Herod says, "I'll give you anything" Have you got to the scene where she asks for his head? If she can't have him living, she'll take him dead They bring in his head on a silver tray She kisses his mouth It's a great screenplay! It got to be eleven, I was feeling ill What the hell was I doing? Melodrama and sweet champagne And a garbled plot from a scrambled brain But I had my own plot brewing Just how old is Salome? Sixteen I see[NORMA, spoken] Well? Could be it's a little long Maybe the opening's wrong But it's extremely good for a beginner No, it's a perfect start I wrote that with my heart The riverbank, the baptist and the sinner Shouldn't there be some dialogue? I can say anything I want with my eyes It could use a few cuts I will not have it butchered I'm not talking limb from limb I just mean a little trim All you need is someone who can edit[NORMA] I want someone with a knack Not just any studio hack And don't think for a moment I'd share credit (spoken) When were you born? December 21st, why? I like Sagittarians. You can trust them Thanks I want you to do this work Me? Oh gee, I don't know, I'm busy. I just finished one script and I'm about to start a new assignment— I don't care! Well, I'm pretty expensive. I get... five hundred a week Don't you worry about money, I'll make it worth your while, honey... Well, it's getting kind of late Are you married, Mister...? The name is Gillis. Single Where do you live? Hollywood. Alto Nido Apartments Oh, you'll stay here I'll come back early tomorrow Nonsense! There's a room over the garage, Max will take you there. Max! Yes, Madame? Take Mr. Gillis to the guest room. We'll begin at nine sharp Now this is more like it I made up the bed this afternoon Thanks. How did you know I was going to stay? There's soap and a toothbrush in the bathroom She's quite a character, isn't she, that Norma Desmond?