Live With Me

I've got nasty habits I take tea at three Yes, and meat I eat for dinner It must be hung up for a week My best friend, he shoots water rats And feeds them to his geese Don't you think there's a place for you In between the sheets? Come on now, honey We can build a home for three Come on now, honey Don't you want to live with me? And there's a score of hair-brained children They are a-locked in the nursery They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks They're so 20th century Well, they queue up for the bathroom 'Round about 7:35 Don't you think we need a woman's touch to To make it come alive? You'd look good pram Pushing down the High Street Come on now, honey Don't you want to live with me? Oh, the servants, they're so helpful, dear The cook, she is a whore Yeah, the butler has a place for her Behind the pantry door Oh, for maid, she's French, ahe got no sense She's wild from Crazy Horse And when she strips, the chauffeur flips The footman's eyes get crossed Don't you think there's a place for us Right across the street? Don't you think there's a place for you In between the sheets?