Heffalumps and Woozles

They're black they're brown they're up their down They're in they're out they're all about They're far they're near they're gone they're here They're quick and slick and insincere Beware Beware Be a very wary bear A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel The Heffalump or woosel is very sly - sly - sly - sly They come in ones and twoosels But if they so choosels Before your eyes you'll see them multiply - ply - ply - ply They're extra-ordinary so better be wary Because they come in every shape and size - size - size - size If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it Because they guzzle up the thing you prize They're green they're blue they're pink they're white They're round they're square they're a terrible sight They tie themselves in horrible knots They come in stripes or polka-dots Beware Beware Be a very wary bear They're extra-ordinary so better be wary Because they come in every shape and size - size - size - size If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it Because they guzzle up the things you prize They're black they're brown they're up their down They're in they're out they're all about They're far they're near they're gone they're here They're quick and slick and insincere Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ...