Can’t Say I Ain’t Country

I wake up and get me Gas station biscuit Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain dew I end every day about the same way Clock out and go fish just to crack a few Chicken in a bread pan Pickin' out gulls and cull with some ten pound tail It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks But Lord knows I couldn't care less You can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink to many longnecks And my edges are a little to rough You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country A pond water pool, a spinner on a spool A Styrofoam full of tobacco spit I got a small town crew, we make our own rules I do what I do 'cause my daddy did You can say im a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink to many longnecks And my edges are a little to rough You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say that the world's flat You can say we never made it to the moon You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys But you, you can't say I ain't country, no You can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress a little funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink to many longnecks And my edges are a little to rough You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say what I'm smokin' on is kinda funky But you, you can't say I ain't You can't say I ain't country, no you can't Oh no, you can't say I ain't country That's right