Happy Day In Hell

I can do this, somehow I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plans Charlie, hold on There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance It's just a meeting To change their minds and touch their hearts Or whatever angels have This could be bad Cheer up, Vaggie This could be swell Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell[VAGGIE, spoken] Okay, but just don't sing to them That bitch is halfway down the street Is she— Oh, she's dancin' Ugh, no There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare It's a realm so appealing, it bеats anywhere If you don't mind the smеll It's a happy day in Hell Hi, mister Go fuck yourself[SINNER] There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul Hello Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole Ah, 'scuse me Doing what is required, we all have our role I'm not doin' well Another shitty day in Hell If I can show them the dream I've dreamed That any soul can change Those angels' minds are hard to change[CHARLIE] Then they will know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange They're bloodthirsty and deranged I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel It'll be a happy day in Hell From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown 'Cause— Holy shit, oh my gosh, why? And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide I can do this, I just know it ( There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ) I'll get Heaven behind my plans ( Ah-ah ) There's just no way I could blow it ( I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole ) Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance ( Ah-ah ) To change their minds— And touch my parts Uh, no thank you , I'm just gonna— Fulfill my destiny (Ah-ah) Your loss, bitch I can already tell Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell