Home Sweet Hotel

Somebody makes my bed Somebody takes my calls Sometimes I take a swim The food here ain't bad at all I got free HBO I got a minibar An ice machine down the hall And a place to park my car And it's home sweet hotel Yeah, that's where I get my mail She told me to go to hell And here it is, home sweet hotel I drove by my house today My key don't work no more Stood there on my own porch Knockin' on my own door She says her lawyer says she Ain't supposed to talk to me I said if anything changes You know where I'll be Room 303 in my home sweet hotel And a double bed all by myself She told me to go to hell Close enough, home sweet hotel My friends say give it time She'll come around Meanwhile I'm losing my mind On the other side of town Home sweet hotel Oh, my home sweet hotel She told me to go to hell And here it is, home sweet hotel