One Night Stand - (Bonus Track)

Friday night in California Everybody busy making plans Henrietta's got a hot date With a drummer from a local band (Whoo) She's agreed that they can meet up When he's finished working at the gym Henrietta's got a picture But she doesn't think it looks like him One night stand All she wants is a one-night romance Take my hand And let's pretend we're in love I got to get out, let myself go Sing like a cowboy, rodeo-doe Dance like a slave in Caligula's Rome Baby, I don't want to go home See, Henrietta's in a potentially dangerous situation She hasn't validated the identity Of the young man she's dating It could lead to all sorts of misdemeanors When they finally got to make love She could tell that there was something wrong Henrietta's little drum boy Was playing to a different song One (one) night (night) stand (stand) All she wanted was one (one) night's (night's) romance So take (take) my (my) hand (hand) And let's pretend we're in love I said, one (one) night (night) stand (stand) That's all she wanted, was one (one) night's (night's) romance Take (take) my (my) hand (hand) And let's pretend we broke up (ah, yeah) 'Cause I got to get out, let myself go Sing like a cowboy, rodeo-doe Dance like a slave in Caligula's Rome Well, baby, I don't want to go home (No, I don't, ooh) Yeah, she got lucky this time Didn't realize the danger she was in Left herself wide open